Release date: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 – 3pm Eastern Time
Dogged lunar transwoman Lana Quel travels to the distant and honestly kinda sketchy space station called Free Boots in search of her estranged sister, Verali, who has been abducted by persons unknown.
Sponsor: (clicking noise) Removable Appendages
Try some this solar cycle–or lose out to someone who did!
written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid
Cast
| Lana | Corey Selover |
| Lana’s Journal Lusiol Announcer Greetbot Announcer Killbot 1 | Quinn Ila Reid |
| Current Lusiol Captain (over PA) Smellbot | Kathryn Blume |
| Eyepiece Time Process Rude Master Squeaky the Robot | Raine Reid |
| 9th Hour Lusiol Captain | Jonathan Hall |
| Gemma (Interspecies Gate Authority official) | Jennifer St.John |
| Joseph (Golden Torch Trade Representative) (clicking noise) Removable Appendages Announcer | Jonah Hagans |