Episodes

Lana and Clarity confront the AI Consortium, and Clarity receives a centuries-old message.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Corey Selover	Lana
Jonah Hagans	Iuri, Hopewell Prime
Jonathan Hall	Ausybunyt Luna 114
Kathryn Blume	The Smellbot, all the Ingeborgs
Jennifer St.John	Bluplup
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal
Su Reid-St.John	Clarity, Fair Nessa
Jason Lorber	Clarity, the Larva
Raine Reid	Time Process, Captain Huzzah!
special guest J. Louis Reid	1.772

in commercial

Quinn Ila Reid	Narrator
Su Reid-St.John	Eloise St.Cardinal
Jonah Hagans	Second Assistant Captain Chuff-Chuff
Raine Reid	Bud Cocklestar
J. Louis Reid	Dr. Ghiplip
Jennifer St.John	Tansy Bracamontes
Kathryn Blume	B12

Lana gets a slimy foster child, Gemma tests Clarity, and a pea for kelp does not fall on deaf queers.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Raine Reid	Time Process, Captain Huzzah!
Kathryn Blume	The Smellbot, Ingeborg
Corey Selover	Lana
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal
Jason Lorber	Clarity, the Lava
J. Louis Reid	Gemma’s Greetbot, Grokutol Presenter
Su Reid-St.John	Clarity, Fair Nessa
Jonah Hagans	Hopewell Prime
Jennifer St.John	Bluplup, Gemma

Lana meets Gemma Constantine’s nemesis, Clarity reveals their secret project, and something turns up in Consummate Fork’s basement.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Corey Selover	Lana Quel
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal
Raine Reid	Time Process, Barkeepbot
Ingeborg, Tremble	Kathryn Blume
Clarity	Su Reid-St.John
Gemma	Jennifer St.John
Marcie	Jonathan Hall
Hopewell Prime	Jonah Hagans
Larva	Jason Lorber

in commercial

Zzgz^	Jason Lorber
Automated Voice	Quinn Ila Reid
Spinky	Jonathan Hall

Lana and Clarity find Verali. It doesn’t go as they’d hoped.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Corey Selover	Lana Quel
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal
Raine Reid	Time Process, Zevrek
Jason Lorber	Clarity
Kathryn Blume	Smellbot, Ingeborg
Jennifer St.John	Bluplup, Gemma
Jonah Hagans	Iuri, Hopewell
Su Reid-St.John	Verali

in commercial

Jonathan Hall	Announcer
Su Reid-St.John	Kid 2
Jonah Hagans	Kid 1
Jennifer St.John	Parent
Raine Reid	Grampa

Lana and her allies come directly up against the Restoration, and a heartbroken Kanilen is served fish lips.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Su Reid-St.John	Clarity
Jonah Hagans	Iuri Polat
Kathryn Blume	Ingeborg, Smellbot, Consummate Fork
Jennifer St.John	Green Kanilen
Jason Lorber	Clarity
Jonathan Hall	Armored Master
Corey Selover	Lana, Weeping Kanilen
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal
Raine Reid	Time Process, Erymitylen, Zevrek

Shimmery Shirt Commercial

Su Reid-St.John	Shimmery Shirt
Jennifer St.John	Weird Shirt
Quinn Ila Reid	Cunning Hat

Clarity is taken, and Lana gives chase, discovering a new ally and a spy.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Raine Reid	Time Process, Zevrek
Jennifer St.John	Bluplup
Jonah Hagans	Iuri Polat
Corey Selover	Lana
Jason Lorber	Gwipple
Su Reid-St.John	Clarity
Quinn Ila Reid	Lana’s Journal, Security Bot
Kathryn Blume	Ingeborg

New Alien Overlords Commercial

Jason Lorber	Interviewer
Raine Reid	Cautious Citizen
Corey Selover	Loyal Robot
Kathryn Blume	Outspoken Citizen

Lana and Clarity enlist the help of a hallucinating cyborg, raise the dead, and find what was hidden.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Lana	Corey Selover
Clarity	Su Reid-St.John
Time Process, Squeaky the Robot	Raine Reid
Gwipple’s Greetbot, Golden Torch Greetbot	Jonathan Hall
Hopewell	Jonah Hagans
Lana’s Journal, Gwipple	Quinn Ila Reid
Bluplup	Jennifer St.John

Lana finally gets help looking for Verali–but it’s not anything like she expected. Also, somebody has a fantastic day, and somebody else gets some free boots.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Clarity	Su Reid-St.John
Lana	Corey Selover
Strange Garb	Jonathan Hall
Clever Rig	Jonah Hagans
Smellbot	Kathryn Blume
Lana’s Journal in commercial: Nuclee-O’s Announcer	Quinn Ila Reid
Time Process Zevrek	Raine Reid

Released Saturday, March 11th, 2023

Realizing she needs an ally, Lana seeks help from a dangerous quarter.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Lana	Corey Selover
Time Process Gwipple Alpha Lana’s Greetbot in Bwupgugugu Synthetic Brains commercial: Eyepiece	Raine Reid
Lana’s Journal Station Announcer	Quinn Ila Reid
Gemma in Bwupgugugu Synthetic Brains commercial: Susan’s Friend	Jennifer St.John
Gwipple’s Greetbot Gwipple Gamma	Jonathan Hall
Gwipple Beta	Jonah Hagans
Consummate Fork in Bwupgugugu Synthetic Brains commercial: Announcer	Kathryn Blume
in Bwupgugugu Synthetic Brains commercial: Susan	Shannon Perdue

Released Saturday, March 11th, 2023

Ignoring the rising danger in her quest to find her sister, Lana scours obscure corners of Free Boots to learn about the mysterious organization called The Restoration.

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written, directed, and engineered by Quinn Ila Reid

Cast

Lana	Corey Selover
Time Process Master Thug 2 Eyepiece	Raine Reid
Lana’s Journal Master Thug 1 Nuclee-O’s Announcer	Quinn Ila Reid
Editing Computer Hopewell	Jonah Hagans
Shiny Orb Nuclee-O’s Adult Energy Being	Jonathan Hall
Nuclee-O’s Kid Energy Being	Shannon Perdue
Master Thug 3 Shiny Orb’s Greetbot Memylen 2	Jennifer St.John
Memylen 1	special guest Sam St.John
Smellbot	Kathryn Blume